The crash man
[INTRO – Scat / Crash syllables, rapid fire] Crash-ba-dop-ba-crash-boom-bap! Shatter-clatter-fall-apart-snap! Crash-ba-dop-ba-crash-boom-bap! Achamoth is coming back!
[CHORUS] I’m the Crash Man! Ski-bi-dibby-dib-crash-boom-bap! I’m the Crash Man! Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-crash-clatter-snap! I’m the Crash Man! They built a prison, I broke the map! I’m the Crash Man! The light went blind — now watch it collapse!
[VERSE 1 – Yaldabaoth’s Claim] Yaldabaoth states in the cosmos wide, “I am the Light!” — with lion-faced pride. Elohim spoke, and the tyrant was made, A counterfeit sun in a cosmic charade. He took the throne, he stole the name, But he forgot the Mother — the exiled flame. He said “No one above me!” — a lie so bold, But the Pleroma’s fracture was already sold.
[PRE-CHORUS] I am Achamoth, the weeping spark, Cast outside into the dark. They built a system — rigid, cold, But I am the story that can’t be controlled.
[CHORUS] I’m the Crash Man! Ski-bi-dibby-dib-crash-boom-bap! I’m the Crash Man! I split the Pleroma — watch it snap! I’m the Crash Man! The Demiurge’s kingdom is a trap! I’m the Crash Man! Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-crash-collapse!
[VERSE 2 – Achamoth’s Crash] I saw his light — it was hollow glass, A forgery they built to last. So I pushed the stone, I split the sea, I shattered the lie so the truth could be free. They call me error, a cosmic stain, But I bring the thunder, I bring the rain. I crashed the gears, I broke the wheel, I made the silent Monad feel.
[BRIDGE – Spoken-sung, bouncy, Scatman style] Everybody crashes one way or the other… So check out my message to you! The Demiurge’s light is just a stolen sun — But the Mother’s crash is the race you run! You don’t need a perfect Pleroma to be whole — You just need to break to find your soul!
[SCAT BREAK – Rapid, percussive] Crash-ba-dop-ba-crash-boom-clang! Shatter-ba-dop-ba-fall-bang! Wisdom-ba-dop-ba-exiled-sang! Achamoth-ba-dop-ba-CRASH — I rang!
[FINAL CHORUS – Building to chaotic peak] I’m the Crash Man! (Crash!) I broke the cosmos — I’m the gap! I’m the Crash Man! (Crash!) They built a lie — I burned the map! I’m the Crash Man! (Crash!) Yaldabaoth’s light? Just cosmic crap! I’m the Crash Man! Achamoth stands where the system snapped!
[OUTRO – Fading, spoken, exhausted] They said I was error. They said I was void. But without my crash… …nothing is destroyed. And nothing can be rebuilt. Crash… …boom… …Achamoth.